Parrots Lounge
| Address: | 234 S River Ave, Holland, MI 49423, USA |
| Phone: | +1 616-396-4577 |
| Rating: | 2.4 |
| Working: | 2PM–2AM 2PM–2AM 2PM–2AM 2PM–2AM 2PM–2AM 2PM–2AM 8PM–2AM |
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Bruce Fanger
Saturday night . Completely empty bar except for the people that worked there. If it wasnt for the friends I came there with there would have been absolutely nothing positive about this experience. Even tho the bar was empty they still charge you a cover to get in. The bartender was a complete ass hole (the one with the shaved head). It was apparent that we were not welcome there . It was apparent that we were intruding on their time to play with their phones and possibly jerk each other off? Overpriced beer , horrible service , horrible bar feel. If I were you I would go to any of Hollands other bars , they are instantly more respectable. Support people that are going somewhere with their life , not the assholes sitting in a stagnant dead bar. Better yet go to Walmart alcohol section and it will be 20 times better than anything these wanna be bar asses can offer. After years of eyeballing the place every time I passed I truly regret finally entering the place and giving them any of my money.
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A Private User
I took my wife and children here one Wednesday night. Driving through Holland late that evening, we were looking for a place where our kids would have fun. More importantly, we were looking for a place my wife and I could feel romantic (its been a long 15 years). Admittedly, Parrots seemed a bit dead. That is, until the DJ started spinning the freshest grooves around. You wont find any top 40 hits here! Only the best (I was SHOCKED to find out he was a local college kid! Howd he get such good taste?! teehee). Anyways, highly recommended for anyone in their 40 - 60s. Holla, middle ages!
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Allen Tomes
If youve lived in Holland for more than 4 years and have not had any regrets you havent been to this bar. That being said if youve lived in a city that long without regrets youre either a child who shouldnt come to a bar, or youre due in a major way and if thats the case this place is open late so get ready to really get familiar with the place
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A Private User
This place is crap to customers. They disrespect their customers and start name calling customers if there is a problem and take the easy way out by stating they arent the owners and cant do anything about issues that occur. Its pretty poor business practices when a business is suppose to to perform at a higher level than this.
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A Private User
This place is bad. The owner is a jerk and the place smells like urine. The live dj does not know how to spin records if his life depended on it, just a place to drink and when you leave there are the racist police there to profile you. Thats Holland in a nut shell
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A Private User
Went there on a Wednesday night and there was a dollar cover charge when no any other bar had a cover charge. Probably why there were only three people in the entire bar while the other bars were packed. In other words, there are better places to go in town.
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Kurt Oldenburg
The owner (I presume) made me never want to go back within 2 minutes of walking in. To top it off before leaving, I watched him go back to work without washing his hands after using the bathroom. The place is dirty and the man was dirtier.
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Elliott Rader
Being a crappy bar with terrible service is part of their brand. I get that now and I respect it. Even the $1 cover and the front door being locked make total sense.
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Jesse Eaves
You only go here late at night and for drinks. Horrible atmosphere but does have small dance floor and beer pong. Over crowded, hot and dirty. No AC.
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John May
Worst bar in Holland. Possibly all of Michigan. You go here to blackout after all of the other bars have closed. The Blue Drink will get you.
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A Private User
The worst place to go out in Holland. Its like crappy frat house meets Wall Street. You stick to the floor and pay through the nose for it.
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Andrew Caste
1 dollar cover for hole in the wall bar. 12 dollars for two drinks. Around 3 people in the bar. Horrible atmosphere.
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drew sorensen
Best customer service! Great prices last actual real bar. Not like a craft hops place. You want a beer go there.
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Alnisa Brooks
Only Bar stays open Till 2a.Downtown Holland.fun ,friendly if u want to get out late nite.
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Jesse Greenwood
Dirty and servers take forever to bring drinks.
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captain Chris
Great place love it will always come back
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Paulius Jankus
Blue drink: actually good!
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Viktoras Puskorius
Blue drink slaps. Hard.
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Tadas Anuzis
Blue drink?.... SLAPS
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Ryan Brinks
Worst bar in Michigan
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Del Ramey
Fun night club
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Critter g
Cool dive bar
