Address: | 712 Crandon Blvd, Key Biscayne, FL 33149, USA |
Phone: | +1 305-361-5701 |
Site: | sirpizzakeybiscayne.com |
Rating: | 4.1 |
Working: | 11:30AM–10PM 11:30AM–10PM 11:30AM–10PM 11:30AM–10PM 11:30AM–11PM 11:30AM–11PM 12–11PM |
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Nathan Thompson
Lend me a small sum of your time and attention to take you on a journey of which depicts the past hour I have miserably endured. Imagine a time when you have possessed an unnatural craving for pizza that could be simply satisfied with a sub par disc of dough covered in tomato sauce topped with mozzarella. Leading to the unenviable event of contacting your closest pizza restaurant to satisfy this deep craving for an imitation of a fine Italian dish. However, in your haste to quickly alleviate yourself of such a burden, you decide to contact Sir Pizza. The simple thought of a pepperoni pizza seems to be your only concern in life at this moment so you quickly place a delivery order only to find you have been grossly overcharged for such a simple dish. The overbearing temptation outweighs this financial burden leading you to carry through with our order. While waiting, you begin to salivate in a similar manner of Pavlovs dog at the mere thought of your craving being satisfied. Finally after 20 seemingly endless minutes, your pizza arrives. The delivery person cannot speak fluent English (or any language to that concern) placing you at somewhat of a disadvantage knowing you cannot voice any concerns with the man if an issue arrises. He hastily takes your payment and leaves; leading you to believe there is mischief present but you finally have the food you desired so you shut the door behind him. As you approach the kitchen counter, you feel like a child on Christmas day who is expecting the gift you politely asked your parents for. But to your quick realization you come to discover they have delivered something that does not appear to be what you ordered....at all. You immediately express your disappointment to your peers of which believe you may be overreacting. So in turn you invite them to taste a slice of whatever they brought you to see if it is in fact a pizza. They each grab a slice and take a bite, and as you expected their faces resembled that of a man who just consumed feces. Without hesitation, they recommend you contact Sir Pizza to voice your concerns. When discussing your disappointment with the manager, he simply states "I understand where youre coming from but people still buy our pizzas so I see no issue continuing to supply these (sub par) pizzas to paying customers" Not only are you frustrated, you are almost distraught at the fact he possesses no remorse in the matter at hand. So you end the phone call, knowing it will not fix the issue because he frankly does not care for your opinion or satisfaction. You now have to go to sleep dealing with the fact that Dominos couldve supplied you with 3 times the pizza for this fee you paid, and you would not feel disgusted knowing what you put inside of your body. In conclusion, the aforementioned points accurately depict what it is like to order a pizza from this establishment and I hope that this review deters you from ever considering this "restaurant" in the future.
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Jeff Budnechky
Pizza is pizza, its a round delicious pie of cheesy goodness. You can walk into any shop and order up a slice or two and 99% of the time itll be good. Its generally not easy to mess up pizza, even bad pizza is still pizza... Until one day you have THE Sir Pizza. Now, Im not saying this pizza is made with unicorn shavings, Phoenix feathers, and leprechaun gold because thats just ridiculous... But the truth is this pizza is made with unicorn shavings, Phoenix feathers, and leprechaun gold. One bite and your body will be transported to an ethereal plane beyond understanding. Every sense will be shocked, and your soul will be born again. Maybe this isnt pizza, maybe Harry Potter is cooking this up with his magic wand while Gandalf and some dwarves help him run this fine eatery, I dont know... Honestly who am I to question a good thing? I can tell you this, God rested on the 7th day, but the real reason is that on the 6th day he had 96 pies, 28 sandwiches 13 blankets and 8 cookies. 8 cookies!! Have we talked about the cookies? Perfect circles of sugary chocolate bliss that will have you questioning why Neo would ever wake up from the matrix. Did he know about sir pizza? Probably not or he would have taken the blue pill. Im not going to promise you a new lease on life, but one square of this delicious pie, and your world will never be the same.
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Dorian Alvarez
Doesnt get better than the original. Many other franchises have closed around Miami due to poor management and the problems that came with it. The Key Biscayne location has their standardization process down to expert level, and they are constantly bustling with all the delivery orders and foot traffic they receive. If youve never been before, they cut a round pizza into a grid of little squares that make perfect for sharing. Im a fan of their cheese or pepperoni (minced into tiny cubes which are delicious). Be sure to get a side of ranch to dip your squares in as this is pretty much a signature item that is a must have!
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Suchitra Kamath
We ordered large pizza, half with cheese and half with veggies. We also ordered sides of garlic bread, baked French fries and chocolate chip cookies.Everything was freshly made after the order was placed except for cookies which were made already. The cheese pizza was better than the veggie. The veggie pizza didnt have any salt in it. Overall the food was fresh and nice.
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Corey Horn
The service was a lil slow which was to be expected as busy as they were. The food was excellent and reasonably priced. It was very casual dining and about the only place I saw that was like that which was great after a long day at the beach. My family and i have eaten here before while on previous vacations and happily went back and will do so again.
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A Private User
Key Biscayne location is the best. As for Coral Gables, I was left over 15 minutes on the phone without a word from anyone. Service is horrible. I guess it will take a long time to get to the standards of Key Biscayne. All I have heard so far is horrible stories about the service. Very disappointing as I was looking forward to this new location.
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Nadia Muñoz
No repito este lugar, no me gustó la calidad de la pizza ni el sabor, mucha salsa. Además mucho más costoso que otras de comida rápida.
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A Private User
The pizza really is terrific right to the edge. The pizzas came out fast and they were delicious! We all enjoyed the unique cutting that made 20 slices - some rectangular and some triangular. Adults and children all had positive things to say about the food. Definitely worth a stop.
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S Savannah
Ohh my God last Sunday I was visit Sir Pizza with my boy friend. That was an exceptional Experience for me because that was my first date. I am very happy with their services, I drunk that day. Their Cookies are too tasty I recommended to all New Couples to visit this nice place
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A Private User
as far as the pizza goes its not bad.. but the service is HORRIBLE... delays, forgotten orders , dirty tables... since its one of two places in key biscayne to go and sit down to have a pizza its more of a have to go no other choice kinda thing
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Jesus Amaya
The staff was very friendly and patient with me, since I wasnt familiarized with their style. The best part was the pizza, delicious and cut into small squares that my sister and I could share with ease. If you ask me, I recommend this place.