Traffic Light Ltd
| Address: | 24500 Henry B Joy Blvd, Mt Clemens, MI 48043, USA |
| Phone: | +1 586-468-8900 |
| Site: | trafficlightltd.biz |
| Rating: | 3.7 |
| Working: | 11AM–12AM 11AM–12AM 11AM–12AM 11AM–12AM 11AM–1:30AM 11AM–12AM Closed |
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Matt Goldenrod
If you dont feel like driving down to the D (translation: when you dont have enough money to get your joint copped in one of the 8 Mile clubs), theres a perfect solution: Traffic Light. Ive been in there 10-15 times over years. Its, you know...not fancy or anything. Most of the girls are "average" and there are no private rooms. The price of a lap dance went from $10 to $15 at some point between 2011 and 2015 (I didnt go to strip clubs during that timeframe, since I was in a relationship...oops). I went in there a couple months ago during the afternoon. Only about 4 dancers working at the time. One of them was legitimately attractive (a really tanned Asian girl...at least I think so...the place is *extremely* dark). I got a dance from her. Her breasteses were quite soft and lovely and my dongy-dong-dong sprung up. Like I said, there are no private rooms...so its all out in the open...which is always awkward. Im a private-kinda-guy, ya know? I only ran bustos once in my life, and that was extremely awkward. So, yeah, the public lap dances at Traffic Light are far from the most awkward thing Ive done during my 26-years of living, but still. Anyway, the girls are always nice here. Thats always a plus. Detroit is riddled with ignorant thots (although in Detroit theyll take pipe in the mouth for $50 all day long, which shuts them up and it makes you bust). I just got out of a 4-year relationship with a woman who turned out to be a waste of flesh. Ill never get into another relationship again. As a result, Ill be banging strangers and living in strip clubs until the day I die. Hopefully Ill die while getting my joint copped at BTs Detroit. Then again, knowing my luck, Ill probably end up dying in the parking lot at Traffic Light after falling into one of the pot holes.
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A Private User
i have been there i saw a drug bust going down right about 100ft from the drive way to get in the nite i went , they had one cute girl 3 overweight girls and the waitress asked me if i wanted a bj in the back of the parking lot for 50 bucks after a while i was going to leave but a dancer who was kinda chubby told me she would have sex w me for 100 bucks at her trailer across the street so i agreed and we went to the trailer park across the street the sex was bad cause her 3 kids were so noisy i couldnt really get my nut cause the laundry was piled up so high in the room we were in and the sight of her skid marked underware right infront of me ontop the pile kinda grossed me out , after what seemed to be like a hour of noise and bad smells i got her my nut - glad i wore 3 condoms
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Alex Caceres
Stopped in Friday night for a few minutes, place was packed. Lots of girls, all well above average looking, with 2 bordering on the perfect 10 range IMO. A little to loud for talking (which I like to do) and the girls were super busy. I didnt get asked if I wanted a dance in the 20 minutes I was there. Decided to see what the Monday afternoon scene was like instead. Glad I gave it another try, very laid back the second time around. All the girls were rocking some hot tigers gear for opening day. Got dances from two of the girls, both of which had me breathing hard, to say the least... Would have gotten dances from them all had time permitted. $10 is a steal for how generous these girls are, even $10.50 wouldnt be enough ;-) Thanks!
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Anita Schefke
Staff & dancers are kind. Respectful when giving my fiancé dances & myself :) ≪—girls exceptionally attentive. Laid back & actually..always friendly w/me. Im sure if traffic light UPDATED (seeing as my father worked on their sponsored speed boat many yrs ago & said its EXACTLY the same lol) a safe professional atmosphere 4 these women would make others time spent there more enjoyable. Gotta date u clean the house & light ur candles? chick is hot & heavy? If ur workin & prob dealing w/filth then thats what shes going 2 put out. Js
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Domenic Vitale
I use to come here a lot back in the day. Girls were trashy and rude. I seen thier billboard on grosebeck a couple days ago so i decide to go back after several years. I must say it has deff changed. The girls were Amazeing. Wait staff was friendly. Drink prices have deff rose over the years but thats typical of all the bars around. And 5 stars to Alex and sydney. I will deff be returning
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WiLL S
I saw a millipede on the stage where a girl was dancing. Before I could warn her it vanished into the wall. Five minutes later a fight broke out between two customers. Chairs and tables went flying before the bouncers were able to drag them away. Dates demanded we bail and go somewhere else at that point.
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Adam Zajdel
I wasnt there for very long. Got in, sat down, and then was asked to buy a drink from a grumpy looking woman. I wasnt thirsty at the moment but asked for a water while I watched a girl dance. I was told I had to order something from the bar or leave. So I left. Barely got to watch anything.
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shelbi aggas
If you love country music and want to see a couple girls dance in our cowboy boots; come to Traffic Light. Every girl here definitely puts on a show, theres no way you can be disappointed . Ever seen a girl swing from the ceiling rafters? Youve got to check it out.
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Andrew Rose jr
Great dancers, bar tender and support staff. Very open parking adjacent to industrial buildings so no vagrants or suspicious people lurking. Very comfortable atmosphere. Highly suggest this location
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Roy Gardner
Used to be a cool place until I was charged 3.50 for a water really people not good business if you ask me I usually start with a water then I get a mixed drink and I always tip not today sorry
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David Adams
This place is run by the girls and they are lazy, mopey and rude. Closed early and didnt want to dance, never seen a dancer text the whole time on stage and walk off.
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J.T. Bash
Great place. Good food, reasonable drink prices, staff and dancers are all friendly and approachable. Great place to hang out and meet new people.
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Stephen Ye
Low price, good experience. Now I am away form Detroit for nearly two years, I am so miss Detroit because of Traffic Light. @Shnaghai. China
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A Private User
Great dances, not as bad as people say. All types of girls there, sometimes hot and sometimes not but all have great personalities
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al o
Amazing girls awesome place, sharee and Sam are so cool. Sucks you have to buy a drink to stay a for hours but its worth it
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Kenneth Kochajda
Sydney and Jessica are two absolutely awesome sweetheart dancers . Will definitely be back .
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Paul Wendling
Awesome place to come to have fun every time I come beautiful great service
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Tyler Jahn
Hole in the wall with fat chicks. Did not like my experience whatsoever
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Jj Hh
Nice club. Dancers are beautiful and friendly
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A Private User
the girls are gross. dont waste your time
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Mihai Bulic
free pizza at the end of the night
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Tracie Libero
Its way better at night!
