The Megabite Orchards
| Address: | 10411 NE Fourth Plain Blvd, Vancouver, WA 98662, USA |
| Phone: | +1 360-852-8439 |
| Site: | themegabite.net |
| Rating: | 3.8 |
| Working: | 11AM–9PM 11AM–9PM 11AM–9PM 11AM–9PM 11AM–10PM 11AM–10PM 11AM–9PM |
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Wayne Buckles
I ate at Smokeys for the first time last week. The pizza in house was ok, but nothing to write home about. I was tired of ordering the same thing from other pizza joints and decided that Smokeys would be a welcome change. BIG MISTAKE. I ordered it and was told that it would take about 45 minutes for delivery. Like most delivery places, they were late so I called them after an hour had passed. I was told that they had just finished the pizza and it was on its way out. I asked the lady on the phone if the pizza had already been made and was just sitting. She ASSURED me that they make the pizzas based upon the drivers schedule and that it was going to be fresh. 30 minutes later it shows up at my door step from some guy that looked like the homeless guys I see asking for change. The pizza had obviously been sitting under a heat lamp for at least an hour. The cheese had become almost plastic. The crust was already stale and was reminiscent of a Totinos that had been sitting on the stove too long. $30 for a pizza that had been sitting forever and now some drug addict knows where I live? I just hope that he cant remember my credit card number or tries to steal my identity. Do yourself a favor and dont give them a try. The only positive scores are probably from friends, family or were paid in something other than pizza.
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A Private User
The ingredients were likely from a can and the pepperoni tasted as though it had been dropped on the floor. The restaurant was dirty and no one bothered to clear the dishes from tables that had been vacated prior to our arrival and remained so for the duration of our 40 minute visit. I am mortified at the fact that you could spend LESS money at Pizzicato for far superior food. I feel sorry for the other customers who were paying hard earned money for such subpar food. The people who gave this place positive reviews must either: 1.) work there or 2.) not understand what pizza should taste like
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Justin P
I am not one to bash a business, and I will only state fact. I had never met a pizza I didnt like... until now. I ordered a pepperoni pizza from here the other night and it was awful. The pizzas smell quite litterally turned my stomach - it smelled as if the pepperoni was starting to decay. The appearance of the pizza was also not appealing. I threw the whole pizza away. $30.00 straight in the trash, and honestly, it is really not about the money, I would not pay $1 to have that pizza again. I will not order from this place again. The only good I can say is the delivery guy was nice enough.
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A Private User
We ordered the 12 piece chicken box and what a waste of 40 bucks. The only good part of the meal was the JO JOs. The Mac n cheese was bland. The chicken looked burnt and parts of the chicken breast were stringy. Ive never had stringy chicken meat before. I dont know if that means the chicken was old or what. They have good pizza for a very lofty price but I would stay away from the chicken!
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Gerry Dearey
Megabits pizza is the old Smokeys pizza, now under a new name, new ownership theyve always had good food, clean restaurants, good service and they deliver, theyve got 2 stores one in orchards and one in Hazel Dell in the old Smokeys buildings Ive been going there for many years I grew up under the old name and continue to patronize the establishment under the new name....
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A Private User
My jaw initially hit the floor when the rang up the price of a 15" pizza for $32 (which includes a $.75 take out charge, seriously?) but then when I got it home and saw the CANNED MUSHROOMS and the substandard taste I was quite upset. I dont know how this place can stay in business. I will never go there again and dont recommend it to ANYONE!
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Mike Hertz
I love Smokeys Pizza! I am 41 years old and have grown up with Smokeys my entire life. Smokeys has always held a place in my heart as a good pizza. I do wish their prices were a bit lower however being a small business owner myself I can understand why their prices are a bit high. Thanks for all the good pizza over the years!
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Ed Miranda
Dont waste your time. The place is run down. Service is very bad. Even though we went while there was just a few people here. The tables had not been bused. Had to walk past 10 empty tables to find one that had been cleaned. The pizza is ok at best. They pile on a lot of poor ingredients to try to make up for it. It does not..
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Pops1122
This restaurant seems to have seen better days! Everything looks old and run down. I never had a problem when we ordered Smokys pizza; and then I realized where the pizza was coming from. Franchised pizza chains are better than this local spot! Im surprised this place hasnt gone up in smoke! *oh snap... I went there*
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A Private User
Overpriced. Kitchen and restaurant was dirty. A taller, reddish haired woman ignored me while I waited to order. She was talking to a very overweight man wearing a black sweatsuit. Another employe pointed me out to her, and she went on talking. She was extremely rude and I was horrified to find out she was in charge.
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Wes Lamkin
Pizza is good but a little on the spendy side. If your not too hungry, then I suggest going there for the luch special. A "Small" personal pizza and drink will cost you about 7 bucks. They need to update and clean up the joint a little bit. All in all not the best, but definately better than your Little Ceasers.
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joseph vallejo
So, I have been craving Smokeys for a long time. I finally decided to investigate and discovered Megabite. What a relief. Food is great, people are nice, and the games are cool! My family and I will be spending a lot of time here. I will make sure to tell all of my friends and family too.
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Kirsten Foote
Im sooooo happy to have discovered that my favorite childhood pizza parlor has only just changed names! Smokeys pizza was the BEST and when I had a pizza from megabite I recognized it as the same yummy pizza I had loved as a child!!!! Great place to bring the kids too, lots to do.
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NW Alliances
Great cheesy bread, awesome Hawaiian, and taco pizzas! We are from Seattle and ended up here on accident one day on our way to Oregon. Now we make sure to stop here every time we pass through town. Great ingredients and great flavor. You will not be disappointed!
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Kathy Murphy
Went here the other day. Good beer selection. Pizzas were tasty. They add tomatoes/onions after or at the last minute, because they were uncooked, which may be their thing, but I dont care fro uncooked ingredients on the pizza. Lots of cheese.
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Tom Cookman
Smokeys Pizza lives! I just recently learned that THE pizza of my 70s youth is resurrected..Im freakin giddy! The original crisp thin crust, their original killer Canadian bacon..its back! Also, this pizza maintains so well in the fridge.
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Scott Spiehler
Awesome pizza, the best French fries I think Ive ever had, and the fish and chips were something to write home about! Flakey, moist, plain awesome. Loved playing Galaga and Mortal Kombat 2! Watch the left slot on Galaga, it ate my quarter
