Ichiban Buffet

Reviews 4

FA

Fat Eagle Podcast

First off I want to state Im part of the top 1% of Americans, Im also white which makes my opinon better than yours and anything you believe invalid, unless you are Donald trump himself, anyway now that you know everything you need to know about me except the fact that Im probably the most American person in america its time to talk about food. After doing donuts in the parking lot of my luxury Hotel with my wine red lambo I decided I was hungry and of course being the privledged white American man that I am, I selected a place I could fill my face with food I didnt understand and in my opinon has no reason to be in my country but who cares whats better than having a bunch of poor Asian people picking up the metric tons of food I leave on my plate and force them to pick it up. So I sped over there going something like 95 miles an hour and giving dirty looks to every foreign person I saw although now that I think of it they probably didnt even see me do to my intense speed. So I walk up into this joint and I stop directly in the doorway for about 10 whole minutes looking at an impressive waiting room "LIT!!!!! " I ejected at the top of my lungs through my perfectly structured facial structure, I then stomped my way into what I assumed was the main dining hall and there was a fountain pond, I looked to the waitress with firey intent and pointed at the singular koi just swimming around you know minding his own business, and the waitress just stared at me with a smile, and that was good enough for me so without saying anything walked through the dining hall and took some Asian familys table because merica! I dont need some waitress telling me where to sit. Then some guy who I assume was the manager walked over to me I looked at him and said "1(i hold up one finger starting with my pinky) you will get me a water half full so I can contemplate if it half empty if its not I will send it back 2(I hold up two fingers now my thumb) I want two ice cubes round half melted if it is not that way I will send it back. He started to say something and I shove my hand up and say 3( now holding up my other hand starting with my ring) no back talk or I will send you back, after that he ran back and got me exactly what I wanted which pleased me greatly. I then erected up from my table and got a plate and filled it with a bunch of food ive never heard of eating none of it, instead settaling for the pizza they had in the back which I assumed was for the stupid picky kids and rich white men like me so I ate one slice and proceded to walk into the bathroom and drop the biggest load I have ever dropped in my life whoo, after I was done with that I I shoved some little kid into the urinal and walked strait out the front door because hey Im not paying 12 bucks for one slice of pizza that and Im pretty sure I clogged the entire state of Floridas plumbing system .and at the end I never got my koi Overall I had a magical experience and believe anyone who is anyone should eat here 10 out of 10 will consume again.

LU

Luke Skywalker

We were in this "restaurant" for lunch! We read out a BIG text in the wall : Sushi. we come and the waitress inform us that nothing Sushi for lunch! Well ... we decide to stop anyway and try this all you can eat ... I will give some ratings in this review 0=Poor 10=Excellent Good reading We start from soups: I took a soup with Tofu, this soup was very spicy! little flavor! usually this soup in the other restaurants where I go is very tasty and not very spicy! Let the noodles: with vegetables that had not smoked taste that should have ... while white rice noodles (see my photo) i let vote 6 As for the stuffed oysters was disgusting (see my photo, you find near the soup). Lets move on to the cicken: chicken with broccoli was good , vote 6 . While sweet chicken : zero vote! the chicken was dry! We also tasted the spring rolls and other dishes .. all by vote of 3, all the dishes were bland and badly cooked. Cooking to the plate ... a few products to cook ... disappointment ! Lets move on to dessert: we tasted Vanilla ice cream had melted ..! (4 votes) Sweet pastry: good (Vote 6), coconut sweets: too soft (Vote 5). The drinks and service were average (5 rating). Conclusion: we know that the restaurant is located near a tourist area, but a good food can take more customers. I do not think we will return more in this "Restaurant."

BR

Brandon Youngblood

Dont go here man, I know weve all been to japanese/chinese super buffets and we all immediately head for the hibachi station, Here you cant choose your own ingredients or how much of them you want, the hibachi chef, who by the way speaks very poor English and cops an attitude when he cant understand you and vice versa, chooses for you, you just say steak and chicken steak and shrimp, fine wtv me and my family went for it but should of left soon as we seen that because this is the only place I seen this happening at. So he takes my some families order all 5 of us, didnt write it down, do you think he remembered it correctly.... Nope. He ran out of ingredients and didnt even have noodles cmon now. Once we got the hibachi the steak and shrimp were over cooked and when my girl went to complain to the chef, he responds and I quote "you didnt tell me not to over cook it!" Excuse me my man!? The buffet was below average at best, Genral Tso chicken tastes like it was made with ketchup, sushi was very sloppily prepared, with an uneven amount of each ingredient, I cant remember anything I actually genuinely enjoyed. I would NOT recommend this place AT ALLL.... ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE HIBACHI, this place is not good point blank, I wish it was a zero star rating I could use.

YI

Yingqing Chen

this place is terrible we felt it as soon as we walked in the door! We should have walked back out but the kids was hungry and all the other Chinese buffet in the area are very terrible as well so we decided to try it out. First we had to wait about 10min just to be seated when there wasnt anyone in front of us. The blonde Chinese waitress didnt even say hi or hello to us didnt even refill the drinks. had to wait about 20min just for the hibachi chef to give me an additud when I told him I wanted steak and shrimp. This place really need to work on the hibachi cooking and sanitation. Food came out very greasy and dirty cuz they dont even clean the grill before cooking the next round. rice was hard and not cook properly the white sauce was not white sauce it was just mayonnaise mix with sugar. The sushi was old and so was the rest of the Barr the sashimi was cut into bits of pea size peaces. Guess they was trying to save money on it or something...there are better supper Chinese buffets in Orlando like Crazy buffet and the other ichiban located in Kissimmee. I would not go back to this place or recommend this place to any one!!